Hmm, definitely a very deep thought

So, I love my new hair, it rocks and is the closest a gal like me can ever get to a stylish bob-type thing. However, am not sure about it with a centre parting. Side parting, I feel like a Hollywood starlet, back when that was a worthwhile thing to be. Centre parting and it turns into terrifying triangular hair, a curse for the curly. You straight-haired people will never know the true terror of triangular hair and what happens when that gets frizzy. Believe me when I say that I look almost indistinguishable from Crystal Tipps, a sad fate for anyone who isn't animated (as in drawn, rather than full of expression).