I am not going to have babies any time soon. I do not want babies yet. Being asked continually will not speed up my decision. If someone could let MuleBoy's family know, I would really appreciate it. I keep telling them but they don't seem to listen to me.
I bought two t-shirts on Saturday. I tried so hard but I just couldn't do it any more. I wanted something new.
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- I'm not-particularly grown up and I spend a lot of the time being a bit confused. This blog may be all that's left between me and an abyss of not-really-knowing-what's-going-on-ness
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Suggestions for dealing with The Baby Question :
1. Clasp hands together and sigh 'When God chooses to bless us, that's when it will happen.
2 Look pointedly at whoever is asking or his wife/mother (depending on who it is) and say 'Oh no, I could never do that to my figure'
3 Say brightly 'Oh no, the doctors say that would be a very bad idea.
4 Ask if the other person is willing to contribute to your baby fund; apparently it costs £360,000 to have a baby and you're determined to save up first.
5 Tell the enquirer that you're waiting until the sex calms down first, why ruin so much fun (the more graphic you can be, the better)
6 Say you've taken the pledge not to have children to do your bit to keep the population down since man is doing so much damage to the planet.
7 Burst into floods of tears trying to imply that either you have been trying and you can't, or that the two of you have had some many rows on the subject that you're hardly on speaking terms.
I was talking to my Mum last night and no.7 was the one that really appealed. That way everyone will think my baby is a miracle when I eventually have it. 2 is also very tempting but I don't think I have as strong a case when they're thinner than me.
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